it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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