I want to make a zoo with you.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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