Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Drunk is a universal language darling
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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