fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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