why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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