is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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