brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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