Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
...so i touched it.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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