I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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