I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
So squirting runs in the family.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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