so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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