I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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