i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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