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you win
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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