her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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