I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Help. Why am I so naked?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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