You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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