I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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