biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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