We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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