well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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