all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
this will be a night to untag.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I deserve this hangover.
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