What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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