So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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