awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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