Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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