An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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