I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
