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(248): View more from Michigan

I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone

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(785): View more from Kansas

First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.

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(817): View more from Texas

My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.

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(512): View more from Texas

And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes

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(607): View more from New York

When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.

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(913): View more from Kansas

you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.

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