He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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