the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
Randomize
