I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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