I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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