im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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