im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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