my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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