I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
