office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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