He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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