your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
