So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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