And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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