You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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