I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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