k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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