i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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