I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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