But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
