We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Sorry about my life...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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