He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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