You were right. It hurts to walk today.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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