i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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