Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
